About Us

The Story

If you love LUKE warm beer, then move along. This ain't your kind of deal.

Our backers are looking for the solution to all the world's problems - related to drinkin' that is. And we've found it. So settle in. We want to reminisce with you for a moment.

Remember during the summer? You were at that festival. Remember? The music, the dancin', the... LUKE... warm... beer. I know, we were there too. The warm beer sucked (beer gets warm because of your 98.6 degree hand). Sooo, you were the one tasked with grabbing the icy brews- bummer for you. How exactly you were supposed to carry back three brews, and an iced tea (for the D.D.), without losing half of it was beyond you. Then when you got back to your group, half of the drinks were gone and what was left? You know the drill.... piss....warm.

I KNOW! It drove us nuts too. We just couldn't take it anymore. The difference is, we literally sat there the rest of that festival stewing over a solution.

And we found one. It didn't work at the beginning, but we found the solution. So we tried again, then again.

And again.

Guess what?

By George, we found it! It was a Christmas Miracle!

So, now we've got this amazing product. It's truly amazing.

Believe us, we've been testing, and drinking, and testing, and drinking- it works!

I know what you're asking now... Is this the type of product for me? Hell yes it is!

If you are the 'red-solo cup' kinda fan - yes....
If you are a festival goer - yes....
If you like icy cold brews - yes...
If you hate LUKE warm beer - yes...
If you always lose at 'nose goes' and end up being the beer fetcher – yes…
If you like hot beverages - yes ...
If you like icy cold drinks - yes...
If you are a concert goer - yes...
If you like tail-gating - yes...
If you enjoy sporting events - yes...
If you hang out outside - yes...
If you work in a bar - yes...
If you are in charge of carrying all the drinks - yes...
If you are a HUMAN - yes...

If you can't think of a reason why you don't qualify, grab your beer koozie, your kiddie pool, the 8-track player and get to trimmin' your mullet because you never left the 80's.

Everyone else, FUND US! We need you. Select a reward to the right and get #handled!

 

Ron and Brian